A quick meme

[babarnett]

I plugged in the text of one of my most recent short stories and got this:

I write like
William Shakespeare

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Don't I wish.  Out of curiosity, I tried again with the novel chapter I'm currently working on and got this:

I write like
J. K. Rowling

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I write sex scenes like J.K. Rowling!  And why stop there?  I decided to try the first chapter of the novel, for which I got:

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Vonnegut does epic fantasy!  And when I plugged in chapter two:

I write like
Charles Dickens

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Either my writing is very confused, or this meme is.