Zombified Birthday Goodness

I must take a moment to acknowledge how much my spousal unit (aka AsYouKnowBob) rocks. My birthday presents this year included the following:



I've named him Joe the Zombie.

And thanks and hugs and fluffy puppies and bunnies and things to those kind folks who have offered birthday wishes.  When the zombie invasion comes, you'll be among those I save thanks to the skills and tips gleaned from another one of my birthday gifts, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead.