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babarnettMy writing isn't nearly as good as I thought it was.
Conversely, my writing doesn't suck nearly as much as I thought it did.
There are a lot of writing concepts that I didn't understand nearly as well as I thought I did.
I now have a serious arsenal of tools and insight with which to improve my writing.
There are a lot of good writers out there who haven't submitted their work yet, and it's a shame because there are a lot of grammatically challenged people who have.
Writing under the name B. A. Barnett has the unintended effect of making some people think of the A-Team's B. A. Baracus.
Galaxy Quest is a brilliant movie.
Eating lots of chocolate may seem like a good means of procrastination and stress reduction, but unfortunately, your pants won't fit so well by week 6 of the workshop.
Fun is for the weak.
So is sleep.
You can't know your story's crap at 8 a.m.
The letter K is funny.
Chickens are even funnier.
There are a lot more chickens in Monty Python & the Holy Grail than I remembered.
Clown sex is disturbing.
It's surprisingly easy for multiple authors to litter their stories with references to bloodstained clovers.
Lists full of in-jokes will only be funny to those who are in on the joke.
I am Megatron!
Conversely, my writing doesn't suck nearly as much as I thought it did.
There are a lot of writing concepts that I didn't understand nearly as well as I thought I did.
I now have a serious arsenal of tools and insight with which to improve my writing.
There are a lot of good writers out there who haven't submitted their work yet, and it's a shame because there are a lot of grammatically challenged people who have.
Writing under the name B. A. Barnett has the unintended effect of making some people think of the A-Team's B. A. Baracus.
Galaxy Quest is a brilliant movie.
Eating lots of chocolate may seem like a good means of procrastination and stress reduction, but unfortunately, your pants won't fit so well by week 6 of the workshop.
Fun is for the weak.
So is sleep.
You can't know your story's crap at 8 a.m.
The letter K is funny.
Chickens are even funnier.
There are a lot more chickens in Monty Python & the Holy Grail than I remembered.
Clown sex is disturbing.
It's surprisingly easy for multiple authors to litter their stories with references to bloodstained clovers.
Lists full of in-jokes will only be funny to those who are in on the joke.
I am Megatron!
